Top 10 Things you can do for me...

10. NOTHING.
But if you want to please me, okay there are 9 more things below.

9. ACT LIKE I DON'T EXIST.
No really. Trust, you'll do me less harm by not really acting like I'm here & guess what--I can do the same & we both win. But OK. If you still want to help me out, there are 8 more things below.

8. KICK ROCKS.
While you're kicking them, please take a picture so I can post it on here. That'll make my day.

7. KISS MY ASS.
Hmmm...chances are, you're a stalker, lurker, faker, broke dude or girl, someone who doesn't like me anyway & in that case you can KISS MY ASS. If you're none of the above, OK keep reading. I have more things that you can do below.

6. BUY ME ONE OF THOSE WINDOW AIR CONDITIONING UNITS.
I just moved into the new place and it has no freaking air. Like WTF? #WHERETHEYDOTHATAT? So yea, stop by Wal-Mart and get me an air conditioner & might pay you back if you ask nicely.

UMM...okay. Maybe you won't. So there are a few more things below that will really help me.

5. TELL A FRIEND TO TELL A FRIEND THAT I'M THE BEST PSYCHO GENIUS YOU KNOW.
Really, I am. I promise, and would I lie? My thought process is insanely brilliant.

4. HIRE ME.
Brown INK Communications in full effect. I know what you're probably thinking....She's a little off the hook & this marketing tactic might not be the best.
Well...if you feel that way, please refer to numbers 10 through 7. I'm the most creatively-diverse communicator you'll ever (or never) meet. LOL :-)

3. BOOKMARK www.ThinkBrownINK.com.
It'll be ready soon & there's a few exciting features that we're rolling out.

2. GIVE BACK TO YOUR COMMUNITY.
Really. I might be a Psycho-Genius-Communicating-Nutjob, but I'm a philanthropist at heart. Support AIDS Research, the United Way, education or a local church. Those are some of my favorite causes.

1. PRAY.
Pray for yourself. Pray for your family and all the homeless people. And, if you're no hater & you actually get a kick out of my random acts of fuckery, lift one up for me too. That is, if you can get over "Things 10-7"


Love ya,
Tash.